Canada Goose in the sunshine

The Geese Gotta Go…

… and other thoughts on the CB Lake dredge project, playground and general improvements.

Let’s get right to the headline shall we? I’m saying it. The geese gotta go!

We’re in the process of making about $3 million worth of improvements to CB Lake. It’s unacceptable to dredge the lake, improve the water quality, install a beautiful new playground, build a new bathroom and renovate the picnic shelter only to keep letting the geese crap all over it. It’s gross,

Fun fact… one goose makes 2.5 pounds of poop per day. The last time I counted there were at least 50 geese out there. Yep, that’s 125 pounds of poop per day. Eww. Here’s another fun fact … every Saturday morning before the farmers market, vendors feel the need to bring shovels. That about sums it up!

There’s a solution. It’s called “get a Border Collie.” That’s what Airlie Gardens did.

I went and visited with their superintendent and he told me all about it. You get a trained Border Collie and take it to the park daily to shoo away the geese. They’ll find another home, they won’t get hurt and the method is approved by PETA and the Humane Society. It’s not quite as simple as it sounds, but totally worth doing. There are other methods, but none are nearly as effective.

Read about geese management here.

At Airlie the superintendent serves as the dog handler and the dog (Reilly) is his family pet. (In fact, I didn’t get to meet the dog, because his wife stopped by and took him to the beach.)

Read about the Airlie Gardens Border Collie here.

I’d like to see the town purchase a dog and have an employee (or Jay Healy) adopt it. But like I said, it’s not simple. Just sending a spastic dog out to run around and bark would only send the geese into the lake until it left. The dog must be trained to route the birds away from the water and get them to fly off. Then you have to follow up daily, for some time. After a while it can be a weekly, or as needed event.

In the meantime we can hire a company to do it. Yes, they exist. Many golf courses employ them.

Here’s a video of a Border Collie at work.

More info on CB Lake:

  1. The eastern portion is being dredged as you read this, but it’s not really “dredging.” The silt is pumped into giant tubes and stays on site. The pond surface area will get smaller, the upland will get bigger and the pond will get deeper.
  2. I was under the impression that the little island (with the flags) would be incorporated into the upland, but I was wrong. It will stay an island.
  3. The southeastern corner has been taken over with phragmites, which is aggressive, invasive reed grass. The company doing the “dredging” specializes in pond management which includes dealing with invasive plants. They will work on that as well.
  4. The lake work has nothing to do with the new playground. That’s a different contractor. The two projects can be done concurrently (Joe Benson … “concurrently” means “at the same time.”)
  5. The lake “dredging” is scheduled to finish by the end of November, and there are penalties built into the contract if it isn’t completed on time.
  6. The playground installation will start this fall, when the time is right.
  7. The bathrooms and picnic shelter will either be replaced or renovated, depending on how the budget is shaking out.

Time For My Opinions:

As stated, I think it would be a travesty to do all this work only to let the geese keep doing their thing. They gotta go. I also think we need to get serious about beautifying the park. The landscaping needs improving. The entrance by the school is awful. The bathrooms are past their prime. We can do better and now is the time.

I’ve been pretty quiet about the looks of the park, because I knew these projects were coming online, so we may as well wait. Now things are happening and it’s time to invest. First we have to see how the project budgets shake out. If there’s not enough leftover to make some nice improvements, I’ll push for it in the 2024/25 budget.

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